Beware my friends that salvation has come at last! Hold on to your seats. If you thought superheroes were some stupid and dumb invention from immature and ugly boys who were really trying to get some, YOU were wrong. Here’s the proof, the one, the only, the most undeniable truth: they walk beside us, they look just like any of us, but they, my friends, are superheroes of the past generation!
Pay close attention to the pronounced baldness…to the woman (probably Wonder Woman in disguise!) next to him. These superheroes of the past are our future. They are our salvation. Who else can save us from the instability of the modern world? These are the man and woman who fight for you every day. And people: they are among us! They are here, in every street corner, in every sigh of despair released by a lonely child. They are among us, and you can recognise them if you look carefully.
Some of you, I know, will say it’s just a myth. Others will point the simple and obvious consideration: THEY ARE OLD! So I say to you my friends, I say to you: Yes, they are old, but they sure are trying like hell to be fashionable.
But watch out…do not blow their carefully engineered disguises! Superheroes have been known to hold grudges against people who try to destroy their secret identities! And believe us, you do NOT want to be in trouble without their invisible, but yet so powerful, aid!
Pay close attention to the pronounced baldness…to the woman (probably Wonder Woman in disguise!) next to him. These superheroes of the past are our future. They are our salvation. Who else can save us from the instability of the modern world? These are the man and woman who fight for you every day. And people: they are among us! They are here, in every street corner, in every sigh of despair released by a lonely child. They are among us, and you can recognise them if you look carefully.
Some of you, I know, will say it’s just a myth. Others will point the simple and obvious consideration: THEY ARE OLD! So I say to you my friends, I say to you: Yes, they are old, but they sure are trying like hell to be fashionable.
But watch out…do not blow their carefully engineered disguises! Superheroes have been known to hold grudges against people who try to destroy their secret identities! And believe us, you do NOT want to be in trouble without their invisible, but yet so powerful, aid!
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