Showing posts with label Cookie Wisdom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cookie Wisdom. Show all posts

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Cookie Wisdom

Today our little crunchy piece of wisdom is…





Every person has a unique tongue print.







Now how about that? Can you imagine the world of possibilities this grants us? No more ID cards, no more standing in gigantic lines to renovate them…If in any occasion you wanted to identify yourself, you just needed to stick your tongue out! If you were pulled over by the police and they asked you to show your documents? You would stick your tongue out! To identify yourself in websites such as Amazon.com, you just needed to lick the screen! Simple, painless…well, maybe a little sticky, but fun!

Farewell for now, dear cookie readers… and don’t forget: Next time someone asks your name, give ‘em tongue!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Cookie Wisdom


We have decided to create a weekly routine, here at Cookie Jar Freaks. Every Sunday, we will present to you a piece of Cookie Wisdom. Today, and just because we really like you, we offer you two (you read me, two!) pieces of crunchy wisdom.

Here they go:



It is impossible to lick your own elbow.


It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.




Merry Wisdom to you all!


PS: I should warn you: at least 70% of all people who read that first fact try to lick their elbows…up to no avail. Good Luck on that – and if you manage to do it, send us the video. We deserve a good laugh, here at Cookie Central.